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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
That shut her up.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; ”Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

I’m not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

A girl in a bar said to me, ”I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last person alive.”
Leaning over and whispering, I replied, ”But who would be around to stop me?”
Wiped the smug look off her face.

Have you ever noticed that it’s only ‘perfect’ people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
”He was the perfect son” or ”She was the perfect daughter.”
”Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family.”
”They died together, the perfect couple till the end.”
Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.
Kind of makes me immortal.

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